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[supermarket]

❝ hi, it's kieren. sorry i'm not in right now. leave a message and i'll get back to you. ❞
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[supermarket]

is it hermione granger???

1/3

[medals]

i wish.

her name's mae, we're going paint balling.

2/3

[medals]

it's not a date

3/3

[medals]

but i do have a date tho.

[supermarket]

oh, I met her. she seemed nice.

who're you going out with?

( as long as they're better than Gary, it's all good. )

[medals]

freddie, yer lover from another universe. i'm gonna beat him at snooker.

[supermarket]

( ...they kinda held hands. oops. )

d'you like girls? along with boys too, I guess.

have a good time on your date. be safe. all of that.

[medals]

i'm a bad ass, remember???

and maybe. i think so?? this is a bit new, tbh. i never really bothered, in roarton. the

the hvf was mostly just lads and a few girls, like me and lisa. and, you know. i had other things on my mind.

[supermarket]

( he hesitates for a second at the mention of lisa, but kieren gets over it. )

yeah. well there's nothing wrong with it, obviously. just do whatever feels right to you.

[medals]

[+1 flashback, tbh. ]

i think i'm just gonna play it cool and see what happens. how about you?

[supermarket]

what d'you mean?

[medals]

you been rebounding since the divorce?

WRONG SAD BRITISH BOY SORRY

[supermarket]

...who would I even rebound with?

( and by that he means: who'd want me? )

IT OK

[medals]

there's a whole city full of single folk trying to cop a feel, kier.

[supermarket]

yeah, but i'm not exactly a catch

being dead and all

[medals]

shut the fuck up

kieren have you seen us we are beautiful, mum and dad produced 2 solid 9's here.

[supermarket]

only 9's?

wow jem. don't you think you're underestimating us here

[medals]

i was going for modest

[supermarket]

well that's a first

ok besides, i'm not sure i want to go snogging some randos the first chance i get, y'know?

[medals]

yeah i'm kind of the same way? but i keep thinking
christ
my ex is gary kendal
i mean do i really want to be sitting twiddling my thumbs knowing he was the last bloke i snogged???

[supermarket]

no

definitely not

i know this is probably weird coming from me but

go snog some people, jem

[medals]

i've gone right off beards

[supermarket]

GOD

that's almost too much information

just, y'know. choose a nice guy

or girl

whatever you like

[medals]

what about both

[supermarket]

sure, if that works for you

just no beards and no dickheads. that's the only rule here