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❝ hi, it's kieren. sorry i'm not in right now. leave a message and i'll get back to you. ❞
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yeah, you know that's actually a great idea

tell them to bring me a CV while you're at it

and a 6 page essay about why they want to snog you

dad would be so proud

he might even buy me a brand hew pair of jeans

pls love yourself

i didn't say i'd wear them

well i might once

so i don't hurt his feelings

this is the opposite of loving yourself

help me

i'm weak

there is no saving you

i can't believe my own sister would give up on me like this

wearing pity mum jeans ???? you're a lost cause

i'm just nicer than you, that's all

LMFAO

💩

stop sending me selfies pls

oh wow

i don't think i'll ever recover from that burn

just accept defeat gracefully

never

shame on you

Edited 2015-06-03 01:57 (UTC)