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❝ hi, it's kieren. sorry i'm not in right now. leave a message and i'll get back to you. ❞
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well as long as you're sure about this. i guess i don't have a lot of room to stand on when it comes to boyfriends anyway

cheers, and all that

we could write a book
me with the demon who eats people and you with the undead terrorist

we'd need a snappy title though

i can't think of anything off the top of my head

i'll get back to you later with one

but honestly, though

are you happy?

disgustingly happy
i gross myself out we are so sickening

wow that's disgusting

nobody can know that i am Soft kier

stop it im going to be sick

this isn't even the worst of it

this could legally be defined as torture

i hope you know

oh speaking of: beards are alright again

no this is the end of the conversation this is more than i can take --

wait

petre doesn't have a beard

no my friend cole has a beard and he's not a dick

okay...................

im glad to hear that?

i thought i'd keep you updated on all the positive influences in my life

and how cole saved beards with tea and banter

oh he's got tea?

sounds alright then

he has tea cosies