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[supermarket]

❝ hi, it's kieren. sorry i'm not in right now. leave a message and i'll get back to you. ❞
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[medals]

[she's cracking. ]

No I wouldn't.

[supermarket]

What are you playing at, Jem. Honestly. Is this some sort of plan to give me a heart attack?

[medals]

Kieren, I thought you'd at least be a little bit supportive?

[she can't keep this up man]

[supermarket]

Of what, you being a dickhead?

( ...........but what if tho )

I mean you have been using...stuff, haven't you? Uh. Protection...

[medals]

[she has to legit cover her mouth to stop laughing. ]

Jesus, Kieren.

[okay but, he has a point tbh. maybe she has been a little stupid lately with this stuff. ]

[supermarket]

Oh, shut up.

[medals]

D'you want to tell me about the birds and the beea while we're at it?

[supermarket]

You literally went ought and bought a card and then posted it to me instead of just sticking it in my mailbox or texting me. If i decided to give you that talk, you'd totally deserve it.

[medals]

[she switches to video, presenting Kieren with a shit eating grin and also a tiny bundle of joy.]

Say hiya to uncle Kieren.

[supermarket]

( ah, shit. how is he supposed to be mad when the kitten is so cute?

god dammit. )

...Hi there.

[medals]

Uncle Kieren's a bit of a dickhead, isn't he?

[the kitten mews and Jem scratches behind an ear.]

I should've sent you a baby blanket too. Really made you panic.

[supermarket]

And somehow I'm the dickhead here.

( he hates you so much. )

... What's it's name?

[medals]

Lady Di; Petre insisted.

[not a word kieren.]

[supermarket]

That's a terrible name for a cat.

[medals]

Don't be rude, just because I didn't name it after you.

[supermarket]

I don't want you to name it after me!

Just...maybe not dead royalty, yeah?

[medals]

Petre named her. Someone he knows from home, far as I can tell.

[he's sentimental; who'd of thought. ]