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[supermarket]

❝ hi, it's kieren. sorry i'm not in right now. leave a message and i'll get back to you. ❞
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[medals]

nobody can know that i am Soft kier

[supermarket]

stop it im going to be sick

[medals]

this isn't even the worst of it

[supermarket]

this could legally be defined as torture

i hope you know

[medals]

oh speaking of: beards are alright again

[supermarket]

no this is the end of the conversation this is more than i can take --

wait

petre doesn't have a beard

[medals]

no my friend cole has a beard and he's not a dick

[supermarket]

okay...................

im glad to hear that?

[medals]

i thought i'd keep you updated on all the positive influences in my life

and how cole saved beards with tea and banter

[supermarket]

oh he's got tea?

sounds alright then

[medals]

he has tea cosies

[medals]

can you watch my cat till saturday?

[supermarket]

wait

not that i'm saying no or anything but where are you going to be until saturday?

[medals]

going to see mum and dad

[supermarket]

Really?

I miss them.

[medals]

yeah. samantha said i can go for a few days so i'm gonna go see them and not leave the house for a week :)
you want me to bring anything back?

[supermarket]

the shoebox under my bed

and get me some freddos while you're at it

[medals]

done and done :)

think i can haggle to get them for 5p down at the save n shop?

[supermarket]

probably be easier to just get a time machine and blast yourself back like ten years.

[medals]

true
i think they're 20p now. brutal.

[supermarket]

saw them for like 60p the other day

What's the world coming to

[medals]

60p
are you having a laugh?